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Monday, May 13, 2013

Things of the week 2

Things from last week.
Maybe even the week before, my grasp of time is tenuous at best.

Barbarians and metal dudes.


More metal dudes. I was playing BrĂ¼tal Legend, it's hard to not be excited about metal after that.



And now, a bunch of studies where I try to do fancy things with brushes, and end up with completely not fancy things and no brushes (because I forgot to save them. I am great at the photoshops).

An old sketch I painted over to see what would happen. Purple happened.


A door! Where it goes, nobody knows.


A building! So bland and boring I think I fell asleep and stopped there.


A lady with a big nose! In my defense, her nose was above average.


Okay, I have no defense for this one. LOW ANGLES ARE HARD OKAY (Also I'm lazy, never forget that).


A tanky tank tank.


A tanky truck truckerson.



Also, have you played our fantastic downtown game jam game? It is the greatest game, which you can find right here. And find it you should, because it features GIANTS. TALKING. SO EXCITING MY HAND IS LITERALLY GLUED TO THE SHIFT KEY.
CLICK HERE FOR THE GAME.
Coding magics by technobeanie, art magics by seventysevian, and after one question it should be obvious who was in charge of the dialog (me, it was me you guys).

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Things of the week

Here are things from this week.
They are very thing-like.

Wot.


Color test of a whale's insides. I don't know how guts would be carpeting. That's probably why I'm not a mariner.


A robut.


Another robut. Sup.


Tiny dinosaur is all that matters on this page.


I discovered I have a marker that says C.


A dude. Perhaps you know this dude. He is a cool dude.


These eyes, they cry every night, for you.


A breast! Avert your eyes!


That is the end of things for this week.
There may be more things in other weeks, provided there are other weeks. You can never know when the space-time continuum will call it quits and just keep replaying the same week over and over. That is why I eat so many croissants. If the universe decides to make me repeat a week forever, there better be croissants in it.

Monday, April 15, 2013

Dorf and stuff

This is a dorf.
In fact, this is the dorf.


And this is a man with terrible hair.


And this is what is known as the "spartacus face."


More things coming soon-ish. I think.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Captain Narwhal and old things

I did say there would be more Captain Narwhal.
So yay!


And here's a closer look, because it was just supposed to be a drawing of his torso and then things got out of hand (which tends to happen when you have a hook for a hand I guess) and I clumsily added alien death on top.

Don't make up backgrounds on the fly kids, it's not worth it. Also don't do drugs and stay in school, but you can ignore those two as long as you don't do the first one.


And since I can't keep track of where I'm putting things on the interwebs, here's a couple of comics that went up on facebook or tumblr or both a while ago, because spamming the internet with crap is too taxing for my poor brain.


My knee is being a lot more polite these days, but the glove thing happened again last week, because apparently my eyeballs are magnetized or something.

Thursday, March 21, 2013

Hotline Miami sketch thingies

For some reason these are hitting critical mass on my tumblr. I think I accidentally hit two important interwebs demographics: people who like pig masks, and people who like violence. So basically serial killers love me now.

I have a bajillion more like this, from november last year when I played through Hotline Miami. You should probably play this song while you look at these (behold, the glorious 80s synth!).
Also you should probably buy Hotline Miami. It is the best (it's also sickeningly violent, but in a... good way? I don't know. It's interesting).



All of this happened because I remembered I own a red marker. Red markers rock.

Friday, March 15, 2013

Sketch round-up 21 (and assorted Trogdor)

Ho there! Behold random sketches!
It has just dawned on me that greeting people with "ho there!" would probably cause a lot of confusion in this day and age. I guess I'll stick to shouting "Oi!" and ninja nods. Until we screw those up too.

Here is my burly arm reference for Trogdor. As you'll see in the next picture, I decided to increase the veiny grossness by 26.3%
Also, cartoon swearing. It makes me sad that no one cartoon swears these days.


See? Exactly 26.3% more veins.


Look at that dragin. Such a happy dragin.


I drew these on the back of some tax papers. Yeah. I think I need a separate office completely devoid of any sort of pen to handle paperwork, otherwise this happens. Maybe I can deduct the drawings? That's how taxes work right?


Some sketches of Captain Narwhal. He is the best.


I was trying to make some sweet fan art of Captain Narwhal, but for some reason all the ink I have is grey now. Also the drawing sucks, but I'm going to blame the ink for that too (seriously, it's like he's about to hook off his own testicles). In fact I'm going to start blaming ink for everything.


Expect more Captain Narwhal in the future, because goddamn, his name is Captain freaking Narwhal and he's got a raygun and a sweet beard (which is the ultimate combo). The hook is just bonus.

Monday, March 4, 2013

Random things from the past week

Here's a face!


Here's another face!
It happens to be a tiger's, but surely you cannot deny that tiger faces still qualify. There's also a bunch of clouds, which may or may not look like faces depending on your level of intoxication.


And a couple more weird sketches.
Space Knight and a monster who probably spends most of its time bumping into walls.



Doot dee doot.

Monday, February 25, 2013

sketch round-up 20

I discovered I still have several working 0.05 pens.
They are the greatest thing.

A monster drawn during rehearsal, because orchestras have this effect on me apparently. They've probably banned me from being anywhere near a musician after seeing this.


A spider thing, because if you're going to do a thing, it might as well be spider related in some way. Spiders are cool yo.


I don't know what this is. It's okay, I don't think it knows either.


This is what happens when you workout one arm all your life and forget to do anything else with the rest of your body. It's a very common condition. Beware, it could happen to YOU. Yes you.


Assorted tiny sketching.


Also here are the photos for the concert-screening last night. (I think you need to be logged into facebook to see them, but it should be a public album).
<3 to everyone who made it possible and to everyone who came. You are all the best.

I can look back now and be proud because during our film some kids totally lost it and couldn't stop laughing. That's right you science doctor astronaut people, you may save lives, go into space or fire lasers, but I can make small children laugh hysterically. You got nothing on this.